all by myself

i've been living by myself for the last few weeks.
and let me tell you what i have observed:

-i find myself sometimes in the kitchen laughing and laughing. for simply no reason at all.
-the celebrity apprentice, dancing with the stars and america's next top model have become weekly installments.
-a bottle of bethenny's skinny girl margarita might have found its way into my fridge. who would leave such a thing?
-i have to check under the bed before i go to sleep. which might lead to the hysterical laughing in the kitchen.
-impromptu dance moves combined with singing, frequently come forth. usually after dancing with the stars.

all in all, its been a quite wondrous experience but one that has convinced me that i will forever choose to live with someone.
why for their sanity of course!