one liners

today started off badly.
mom calls me to tell me that big sister is missing in manhattan.
i ask her why she thinks so.
she tells me its because big sister's phone has gone to voicemail the last two times.
i tell her its because big sister's phone is dead since she left the charger at home.
mom does not buy this.

i think to myself, how does one go about missing in nyc? plus big sister knows how paranoid mom gets because she watches the 11 o'clock news. i spent about 30 minutes tracking big sister down. i eventually found her on google. turns out her phone died. just like i thought.

i then had to go take my senior pictures for the yearbook.
insert sad/angry/frustrated face here.
i know i looked like a red haired baby with a cap on my head. there is no way i am ready to graduate.
and the picture in the yearbook will state just that.

but then i got on googlechat. sometimes big sister and i use this to pass the time that separates us. other times we use it to talk about people around us.
today though, big sister was talking about this boy she knows who drops one liners. thinking she wasnt very good at it, she dropped three herself.
- i fainted in front of prince charles
- i have TWO goddaughters in texas
- I actually WORE a wetsuit and didn't sleep on it

then i said: yours are better. so much better
then she said: Thank you. but you have to say that. You're my sister.
then i said: no i dont. in fact i shouldnt say that bc i am your sister.
then she said: I'm confused what?Oh I seeeeeeeee. I think
then i said: i dont see it at all. i am talking out of my butt

cant you see why i love it? so here are my 3 one liners.
- i love talking to big sister.
- graduation photos are just the worst.
- its only 3 months to new years eve!
i can hardly wait...

p.s.- i love magical roadtrips to malibu...